Cursor Mundi: El mensagero del mundo

Cursor Mundi (Latin for "Runner of the World") 1300 A.c.
A view of the world, leaving out the Divine presence and power up the nature power. Everything is hit by the natural divine. Written in the "Book of Beasts" from Bestiary.
Esto es una sugerencia, para que leais sobre el libro de las bestias, que aunque retrata el poder del dios Cristiano sobre todo, el toque de esto es la distancia de nuestras ideas con las antiguas creencias y como existiendo un abismo entre nosotros y estos libros, todavía hoy, la gente piensa así. El libro de las bestias, es un libro de la E.M. Llamados bestiarios o algo así. Era el best seller de entonces tras la Biblia. Los bestiarios o catálogos de bestias donde se describian toda clase de animales y mitos sobre ellos y legendas sobre por ejemplo, unicornios, basiliscos, minotauros,etc...

Declaro inagurada la edición "Humor Anglosajón"

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging(quedarse atrás) behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps(pisotear) on her, squashing(chafar) her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

Amazing AnagramsAmazing Anagrams
Dormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's


This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare] To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Becomes: In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten. And the grand finale: "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." -- Neil A. Armstrong becomes: A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

A snail buys a fast new car

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go

Un chiste en Inglés...

A teacher is helping a student with math. She presents him with the following story problem, "There are three birds sitting on a wire. A gunman shoots one of the birds.
How many birds are left on the wire?"
The boy pauses. "None," he replied thoughtfully.
"No, no, no." "Let's try again," the teacher says patiently.
She holds up three fingers. "There are three birds sitting on a wire.
A gunman shoots one," she puts down one finger, "how many birds are left on the wire?" "None,"the boy says with a authority. The teacher sighs. "Tell me how you came up with that." "It's simple," says the boy, "after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the other two away." "Well," she says, "it's not technically correct, but I like the way you think."

"Okay," chimes the boy, "now let me ask you a question. There are three women sitting on a bench eating popsicles. One woman is licking the popsicle, one woman is biting the popsicle, and one woman is sucking the popsicle. Which one is married?" he asked innocently. The teacher looked at the boy's angelic face and writhed in agony, turning three shades of red. "C'mon," the boy said impatiently, "one is licking the popsicle, one is biting, and one is sucking. Which one is married?" "Well," she gulped and in a barely audible whisper replied, "the one who's sucking?" "No," he says with surprise, "the one with the wedding ring on. But I like the way you think." Hehehehehehe ! ! !!
Thank you Amie Joof