Scotish lessons by David (not me)

Am gonay tell ye aboot de day u'v hout!
Who pissed in your cornflakes?
Goach=Barass
Bawbag
Jobble Jabber=ass fucker
Knob Jockey=cock rider
Slap the belly ride the wave.
Wit ye haein hen=What are you having darling?
Och da nigchts a braw bright nicht!
Wit yer name?BACK DOOR BUTCHER=gay